The Story of my Panties

I have an overflowing drawer full of them! but..and now it gets difficult, I have "everyday ones" most of them I hate, some slide, some pinch , some have worn spots,where everytime I pick one of those the decision is hard if to keep it or throw it away (remember, I am a "child of war") .

Now we come to the "good" ones....they fit perfectly, look nice and therefore are kept in the drawer. What for? I keep asking myself. Obviously  for the time I take a trip amd my plane crashes and when they find my popped open luggage ,they will say ...look she has such nice panties! 

So now I have to go shopping, time to pick up a new pair of panties! 

Don't call me a weirdo!!!!