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february 19/08 9:00 a.m.

Not So Good Ways To Celebrate President’s Day If You’re Not Actually the President
By Bill
1) Have corners installed in the Oval Office
.2) Invade a small country.
3) Mangle a fairly easy sentence.
4) Hit on the First Lady
.5) Fake a massive stroke in front of the vice president, then jump up and shout, "Gotcha!"
6) Paint White House beige
.7) Put your face on money

found at Shoebox blog