Early Bird...

April 4/06 2:03 p.m.

....catches the worm!- And the early bird this morning beeing mom and dad, having to get up "already" at 7:30 a.m., getting daddy ready for the - battle for garden chairs - at the I dioten K aufen E infach A lles (idiots simply buy everything) regional store. -
Well, as told by dad, whole parking lot jammed with cars, all the people getting out and rushing inside to grab a voucher,of cse. there was a line up ,silly question. Then lining up to pay, rushing with the receipt to a container, where busy little store helpers were unloading the parcels and putting them on carts, a small one and a big one, and of each only two - limited edition! And sneaky enough, at a completely other corner, the matresses were to be grabbed, there you only had to wave a 10 Euro bill. - and all that, for busy daughter, who has to slave in the office and therefore could not participate in the battle of the day. - Oh , and here

another gooddie (R.P. April 3/06)

or a belated april -fool thing?

An American scientist for robot-research (what a field) has written a book how to defend yourself against attacking machines and robots. COVER YOURSELVES WITH MUD. Eh, imagine running from your toaster and/or vaccuum cleaner,all covered in mud and trying to hide behind the fridge, and him (see how I personalize HIM already?)also beeing an enemy! - Great! -